makes 11 · keeps indefinitely

cooking

you did that wrong, and here is why.

Eleven technique notes, said by somebody correcting you. Nothing here is about how good anything tastes, which is what the rest of the category is selling.

Method

  1. HOTDOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES
  2. SALT TO TASTE
  3. CEREAL IS BREAKFAST SOUP
  4. SEASONED THE BOARD
  5. THE PAN WAS NOT HOT ENOUGH
  6. A PINCH IS NOT A UNIT
  7. MEDIUM HIGH
  8. I OWN A MANDOLINE AND RESPECT IT
  9. RESTING THE MEAT
  10. READ THE WHOLE RECIPE FIRST
  11. PREHEATED, EVENTUALLY

Read the whole thing before you start. That one is also a shirt.